[TWO WOMEN CHATTING IN CAFE.]
SUSAN: If we're done discussing pharmaceuticals and hygiene products, I have a sort of personal question to ask you. Linda, does your salad ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?
LINDA: I know exactly what you mean. Just the other day I was in a restaurant and things were just a little... wilted.
SUSAN: I'm so glad I'm not the only one! What do you do when that happens?
LINDA: Well, first I throw the salad away. Then I check to see if the FDA has issued any salmonella or e. coli warnings recently. And then I go to Salad Spinners.
SUSAN: Salad Spinners? What's that? Is it dangerous?
LINDA: No, Susan, it's perfectly safe. Salad Spinners is a salad bar in the Loop where you can choose from almost a hundred toppings that are not only organic but taste just like they came from the farmer's market.
SUSAN: Do I need a note from my doctor?
LINDA: No, it's all over the counter!
SUSAN: Wow! I'm so glad we had this chat. Thanks, girlfriend!
LINDA: No problem, sister!
[SASSY GESTURES, LAUGHTER, HUGS, MUSIC AD EXECUTIVES THINK IS "EMPOWERING."]